Do you burn with Righteous Indignation when someone mentions the "Other Fellowship" by name?
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Do you get outraged when people give nothing when the basket is passed around?
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Are you the first at conscience meetings to leap to your feet and scream, "It's against traditions"?
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Are you arrogant, intolerant and judgmental?
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Now you can put these character defects to good use because we have just the job for you!
Find a rich, rewarding , satisfying career in the
NA Police
During our intensive six week training program our Qualified instructors will teach such topics as:
How to infiltrate NA subversive organizations
How to conduct 12 Step interrogations
How to keep conscience meetings ideologically pure
How to enforce the 9pm curfew for newcomers.
So don't waste time, join the
NA Police
NOW!!!!
By order of the Public Relations Division of the NA Police.
Authored by
Brian
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